Simply Aries

The sign is governed by Mars, the planet of activity and assertiveness, which adds the traits of competitiveness, impulsiveness, and the instinct to act spontaneously.

Perfection.

Perfection.

Gotta do this!

Gotta do this!

One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug someone you love, and they hug you back even tighter.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

“LUNCH BREAK” THEY CALL IT. THIRTY MINUTES. TAKES ME TEN JUST TO GET TO THE STREET AND TEN AGAIN TO GET BACK TO MY DESK. LIKE THERE’S ANYTHING RELAXING OR “BREAK” LIKE IN TRYING TO ORDER, TRANSPORT, AND EAT A DAMNED MEAL IN TEN MINUTES. IT’S ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU AN ULCER.
MIGHT AS WELL JUST STAY IN THE OFFICE. EAT A HANDFUL OF FLIES OR SOME SKITTLES OR SOMETHING. THEN AGAIN, THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IS WHY I’VE PUT ON SO MUCH WEIGHT.
… THIS JOB SUCKS.

Funny!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

“LUNCH BREAK” THEY CALL IT. THIRTY MINUTES. TAKES ME TEN JUST TO GET TO THE STREET AND TEN AGAIN TO GET BACK TO MY DESK. LIKE THERE’S ANYTHING RELAXING OR “BREAK” LIKE IN TRYING TO ORDER, TRANSPORT, AND EAT A DAMNED MEAL IN TEN MINUTES. IT’S ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU AN ULCER.

MIGHT AS WELL JUST STAY IN THE OFFICE. EAT A HANDFUL OF FLIES OR SOME SKITTLES OR SOMETHING. THEN AGAIN, THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IS WHY I’VE PUT ON SO MUCH WEIGHT.

… THIS JOB SUCKS.

Funny!

bunnyvictorious:

Everything you needed to know about Wine and Food Pairing in one fancy-schmancy chart!

bunnyvictorious:

Everything you needed to know about Wine and Food Pairing in one fancy-schmancy chart!

receiver:

Lesson 1

1. Go to the grocery store.

2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.

3. Go home.

4. Pick up the paper.

5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2

Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and…

This is why I don’t have children.

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